Gender SwitchI never wondered what my life would be like if I had been born a girl. Maybe there's another universe where I was born a female. I didn't think about it until a friend of mine brought it up. "I've been thinking lately," he said, "What would my life be like if I had been born a girl?" Needless to say, it got me thinking about it too...Gender Switch
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Yawning and stretching, I rolled from my bed and wobbled down the stairs. When I reached the kitchen, I noticed an unidentified blond male standing over the table with his back toward me. "Tyler?" I asked, I hadn't remembered inviting him over, but he was the only blond boy I knew.
Abduction IVThe Captain told me that our baby would be born soon. He also said I could invite my friends to our wedding ceremony. We had to make this wedding as real as possible. Or I would be sold to an alien slave market. "This is stupid," I said trying to open the large wooden chest I had found near the back of a storage room I was currently hiding in.Abduction IV
The lid had been covered with a lot of heavy objects. I had to clear those off first, and then I noticed a lock on the chest's latch. I had been trying to pick that lock open with a couple of wires I had found. My last resort was searching for the key to the lock. I've always had a talent
Abduction IIIIt's been five or six years since my first abduction. I'm used to them now; once every two or three months. Ever heard of people being abducted and impregnated? Well, it's more common with women, but it happened in this story too. It's kinda a long story, and I should probably explain it…Abduction III
It was a late November night, and the Captain (he won't let me call him anything else) and I, were in his room. I was lying on the bed because of my current condition. I had just been dosed with some pink colored drug that was making me twitch like I was having a seizure. "Oh, relax," Captain said, "The antidote will be ready soon." &
Abduction II"Jack, talk to me," Kyle said, following me across the playground to the hospital. "What's wrong?"Abduction II
"Kyle, something really weird happened to me last night. And it wasn't a dream."
I was remembering the conversation Joy and I had.
"You've got to be kidding…" I said my eyes wide in absolute horror. Joy squealed a bit. And then grasped my hand, and pulled me away from my friends. "We've got so much to discuss," she said, pulling me behind her. I glanced back at Kyle with pleading eyes that screamed, "Help me!"
Joy took me behind the bleachers, and began inspecting my number. "Interesting," she
Two Days Ago...
Tired
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Lysol commercial: Kills 99.9% of bacteria.
Me: Then where do all the dead bacteria bodies go?
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Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. You have to let them be who they are, and pick it themselves."
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Lysol commercial: Kills 99.9% of bacteria.
Me: Then where do all the dead bacteria bodies go?
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Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. You have to let them be who they are, and pick it themselves."
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Saludos
From Hell
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Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. You have to let them be who they are, and pick it themselves."
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Don't be silly, protect your Willie.
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose. You have to let them be who they are, and pick it themselves."
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'Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.' -- C.S. Lewis
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